We'd like to thank Maxim Magazine and especially Matt Christensen for taking about 30,000 entries and narrowing it down to 5 in their big-time sandwich contest and the Dead Legend entry . . . wihich is known as The Dirty Mother came in 4th. Even better, it was voted the NumberOne breakfast sandwich in the nation!
You can click on The Dirty Mother and get more of the story, and if you think you're a man, you might even try to make it. But don't bother Shirly, you'll just fuck it up and complain about it.
So we can't sell our screenplay, but damn can we make a sandwich! - Dead Legend